In a Supreme Court case handed down today (Marcus Wellons v. Hilton Hall), Justice Alito included in his dissent the following quote:

  "a juror stated that 'we, the jurors, gave a pair of chocolate breasts to the bailiff and the chocolate penis just followed..." (13)

I love footnotes.

Words found in opinion:
"Genitalia" - 1
"Breasts" - 2
"Penis" - 5